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| Thursday, April 20th, 2006 | | 8:34 pm |
| | Sunday, April 9th, 2006 | | 6:29 am |
hllo its kyle the most amazing spectacular kyle in the worlds there are many things you could learn about me like that I have a | | Saturday, April 8th, 2006 | | 5:49 am |
lord ape Current Mood:  recumbentCurrent Music: john zorn - batman | | Monday, March 20th, 2006 | | 11:24 pm |
i wish i never had been born
i have caused so smuch violence and hatred aroiund the world. because of me os mnany lives have been lost, so many people have lost hope in their lives. dso mu ch depression and hopeless ness. i only pr ay god will forgove me. jesus, help me. do you remember that man named so damn insane? well we all know hew didn'[t have weaponesw of massive destruction. it was me. the weapones of massive destruction were all mine. sorryu ebveryuoe. sorry commander in chef busy. i'm way too busy now. can't save world. lotrd help me. wait did i just say lord of the rings help me. my god ig i had the one ring i could save all of my friends and even my mother who died of brain cancer three years ago. thanjkfully i was too busy with my livejourn al to ogoto her funeral serice she was such a butch. fucking lesbian. i alwqays told her mom cutr that fucking mullet i didn't care though she left me a millino dollars. bt way io recently converted to moronism these fucking morons came to my house and asked me about this guy named john smith i was like no way he talked to god wow. then they told me about how he found newspapers writter by an ancien t civilzatio on america a million years ago who walk ed wigh jesus in the garden of eden. so i was like wow that s cool. i guess i can';t srdrink or smoke or drink coffee or drinik tea or think of anythinhg anymore oif i want to be a moron. aparently god had sex with mary and jesus rode horses in america before the spinach brouight them to americA wow so amerzing. so ill never have sex again untl ai get married and stuff yea fucking ri ghjt so awearing too. i waonder if ishould tell the morons about the time guy went into outer space tyheyk'll never belive it ok gotta go mom s telling me to clean my room BRB PS KYLE IS AWESOME | | Thursday, March 2nd, 2006 | | 8:19 pm |
| | Saturday, December 31st, 2005 | | 12:30 am |
there is nothing more I like than pie exfcept maybe women and surfing and the beach bouys but I like pies, my facovitrei are blueberry apple pumplikin and cholotate. one time with my vast millions I bought seven blueberyr pies and held a pie eating contest between BAFOU louie jennifer and fran. it was a smaching success and even I couldn't have immagine how much pie we wouyld have eaten (seven). one time I was listening to my *IPOD and a song came on about and it immagined me about pie. rubharb piee.... there are seveeral things i want tos ay louie I never liked your hat, farooki I want to stuff you fiull of chickens, denver you can go fly a kite, bafou keep on rockin, and jennifer go eat antoher pie yiou cold hearltless bitch. I am having old feelings for Olga otherwise nown as Loga, and she is such a good baker. ther eis nothing in the world that she cant bake. mmuch like the peruvian slimenosed10 butterfly they burst through the slugs and snails of inequity and into the bright shinging light of progress. david I hope you liked this I am drunk | | Saturday, September 24th, 2005 | | 7:49 pm |
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| | Friday, September 23rd, 2005 | | 4:45 pm |
| | Saturday, August 6th, 2005 | | 5:41 pm |
| | Monday, July 18th, 2005 | | 12:50 pm |
FEEDBACK LOOP
kyle: i wonder what kyle's doing right now bafou: he seemed like he was headed into outerspace | | Tuesday, July 5th, 2005 | | 1:41 am |
| | Thursday, June 23rd, 2005 | | 2:38 am |
TALEK flug dubl nal sugi d poufna ws ua ofah heghaislu haqg woowuq TALEK | | Tuesday, May 31st, 2005 | | 4:00 am |
| | Saturday, May 21st, 2005 | | 4:44 am |
| | Thursday, April 28th, 2005 | | 11:29 pm |
The situation with The Nameless Three has taken a turn for the worse, and it is very clear that they should all just go their seperate ways. We all know that a love triangle never turns out well. Take Romeo & Juilet for example! However, lust triangle always ends up a million billion times worse. Trying to give advice to the trio is similar to banging my head against a concrete wall while simultaneously hitting my hand with a hammer, and just about as rewarding. I think it's time to put Old Yeller down, Old Yeller being a metaphor for this relationship because it's got all kinds of skank ass rabies. I am thinking about not going back to my job at the park this year, and looking into work as a security guard. Man, that would be so killer, guarding filing cabinets or an empty warehouse! | | Saturday, April 23rd, 2005 | | 5:58 am |
HELLO HOW YOU ARE I AM FINE
All is not well in Kyletown. A certain nameless boy who had very recently broke up with a certain nameless girl slept with another certain nameless girl at my party. The timeline is roughly when I was on the smoking roof with Shannon and Bafou, watching the stars. The human drama is, as always, a petty one, and I hope to transcend it. Going into more detail would agrivate the situation. I know that I do not have the powers to resolve the issues, but perhaps my newfound strength can, in some small part, help guide the parties involved to a peaceful outcome. For spiritual reasons, I have decided to abstain from sexual intercourse for one month, starting May 1st and ending May 31st. During this time, I will write poetry about me being a cowboy. Shannon, upon reviewing the facts, supported my decision. - Kyle the Human Current Mood:  contemplativeCurrent Music: Simple Minds - Don't You Forget About Me | | Wednesday, April 20th, 2005 | | 8:50 pm |
| | 8:12 pm |
The following transaction of gifts occured, enumerated in detail for your perusal, excluding, of course, all manner of inhalible solids, imbibable liquids, and explosible explosives. I received: - from Mom and Pop -- an iPod for listening to the MP3s - from Michael -- two Homer Simpson t-shirts -- a bag of 100 Army Men (opened) -- a double-ended purple jelly sex toy - from Clifford and Shawn -- an unused plane ticket to the USSR dated 1988, found on the street -- a fez - from Bafou -- a yellow cape labeled "El Magnifico" -- an assortment of hoola hoops -- Resident Evil 4 - from Farooki -- a pair of homemade leather sandals - from Lyle? -- ??? - from Shannon -- a $100 gift card to American Eagle -- The Best of Talking Heads -- a wonderful MS Paint drawing (see above entry) - from everyone in the entire world -- all their love And in return I gave: - to Cal, Law, Mel, Brendan, Susan, Olga, Michael, Cheese, Mary, Clifford, Bafou, Shawn, Farooki, Adam G, Shannon, and the Northshore Crew -- all that stuff I said I wouldn't mention - to everyone in the entire world -- all my love I want to say a huge, huge thank you to everyone who showed up, and to everyone who couldn't make it, but wanted to, and to anyone who has ever read my LiveBournal, you have made this the best birthday ever. I don't think it's possible to have better friends than the ones I do. You guys are the best. :'-) It's about 70 out, and we've got a bonfire, so let's light it up into the night sky!! - Kyle Richards Current Mood:  ecstaticCurrent Music: Sponge - Wax Ecstatic | | 2:35 pm |
HAPPY BIRFDAY KYLE! I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER AND ALWAYS, BUT GET OFF THE TABLE AND TAKE OFF THE FWIGGIN CAPE AND BOOTS, OK? - SHANNON |
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